AISubs v3.7
Why?
Wait, let me pee first.
Hurry up!
No, seriously!
You're going to make me sick!
Oh no! Wait a minute! What's wrong with you?
Seriously, this is bad!
Wait a minute!
Please explain!
Everyone!
When vegetables are grown, there is fertilizer, right?
That's like cow's poop or bird's poop, right?
Yeah, well, that's probably where they used to use fertilizer in the past.
There is a fertilizer called "kerosene".
Well, now it's called "chistolinkerium".
If you include these three elements, you can grow...
Shut up!
I don't care about that!
I grew cow's poop, so I only need those details right now!
Anyway!
Recently, I've been growing cherry tomatoes, perilla, and okra.
What kind of fertilizer do you use?
Well, the fertilizer is...
It's like kale powder mixed together.
That's right, that's right.
Well, you put a big bag of it in a bag of vegetables and grow it.
That's what you do, right?
Well, there's a liquid one.
Oh, there is.
There's something like "thyme".
You're going to make me sick!
I often think that growing vegetables with poop is dirty, but...
But, you know, we've heard that it's bad for you, so we don't think it's that dirty.
Well, it's decomposed by dirt, you know.
I have an image that it's nutritious.
That means...
Why don't you grow vegetables with poop?
Shut up!
So this time, instead of dirt,
I thought that if you grow vegetables only with poop, you can make the most delicious vegetables.
Shut up!
Why are you doing human poop?
You just said cow's poop!
I'm sorry, but I'm really sorry.
Please!
And I'm eating poop!
That's why it's hard for you.
That's right! I'm at my limit!
That's why I said that if you're going to do this video, you should poop first and store it!
I'm really at my limit!
Get out of my way!
No!
I'm at my limit! I can't do it anymore!
Here we go!
This is the worst picture!
Here we go!
It's fast!
One, two...
Wow!
No!
It's not enough!
It's not enough for me!
No, it's still...
Oh, no!
Oh, no! I'm embarrassed!
How is it now? Look!
How is it?
It's bleeding a lot!
What?!
How is it?!
What's wrong with you?
It's bleeding a lot!
But...
The amount of blood has decreased.
So...
I'm going to...
Hurry up!
I'm going to plant cucumbers here and grow them for a month.
I'm going to grow cucumbers with fresh poop every day and grow them for a month.
I'm going to verify it.
Yesterday, I was shooting in Tokyo with HIKAKIN at work.
He treated me to tonkatsu.
This is the tonkatsu from Tokyo that HIKAKIN treated me to.
So...
I think it's going to work out.
Well, this time, as a normal verification, it's not a place to worry about.
I'm going to take out cucumbers and plants and plant them as soon as I plant them.
I'm going to wrap it up and put it in a watertight container.
I'll keep it safe.
First of all...
Please watch the first day's video.
It's annoying.
Second day
Cucumber poop has come out.
Which room smells like this?
It smells like shit.
So...
What I've been working hard to eat is...
Here it is!
Thank you!
It feels good.
The color is different.
It's kind of funny.
Every time I eat it, it's kind of funny.
It's not funny.
Wait a minute...
It's the first, second and third time.
It's getting more and more annoying.
The video is changing.
It's finally piling up.
I'm going to put it in this seller's house.
Here it is!
Look at this.
Is it okay for poop?
What's that?
This is for udon noodles.
What's wrong with udon noodles?
Two or three pieces of mackerel.
Is it okay to put mackerel on top of this?
I'll put it in for now.
Don't put it in too much.
It's possible.
Make a hole and put it in.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Hey!
It's your poop, so you put it in.
There was an embossing bag, so I'll put it in for now.
This has nothing to do with it.
Oh no! There was a hole in my glove when I pulled it out just now.
Hole, hole, hole.
Scary!
Okay, let's put it in.
What should we do? It's gotten a little harder in the old days.
Should we mix it once?
Well, we have to do it all at once.
Wow!
Well, shall we open it?
Yes.
Wow, that's amazing!
This is an incident.
I'll mix it.
Yes.
Two servings.
It's the worst. It's the worst.
Put it in. Put it in.
I think it's curry.
I think so, too. It's curry.
Well, I'll mix it up.
Oh, my God. I really want you to spit it out.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing.
I've come out of my own mess right now.
All right, I'm going to put in a lot of firewood.
Let's put it in.
Well, excuse me.
First of all, it's the worst day of my life today.
How is it?
Oh, but if you put firewood in your back, it's surprisingly less.
Ugh.
What the hell are you doing?
Hey, don't increase the number of mosaics.
You can't spit it out with your own poop.
I spit it out because I wanted to look like COVID-19.
Why do you spit it out?
Why do you spit it out as you are?
Hey, please turn off this channel.
Well, it's about half way in now.
I'm going to give it to Mizu-chan who was about to collapse and show you how to make real cucumbers.
Okay, let's put out the fire.
The loser of rock-paper-scissors should make a hole.
Why? You can just do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
Ah!
That's right, you.
That's a good idea.
Okay, here we go.
If we could play with this, we could make a video game room, couldn't we?
It's not much different from what we did in elementary school.
Here we go.
This is also a mosaic zone.
So what are you guys doing in front of the mosaic zone?
All we have left is a watch and a diary.
This is, you know, a toilet.
Yes.
It's cute that it's sitting there.
I'd like to lock it up.
I bought a light that I can even touch in the room.
I'd like to open it and play for a month.
Yes.
(A month later)
It's been half a month since then.
Oh, was it that long?
For half a month, we were in a stinking, stinking toilet, holding our breath and proving it, right?
As a result of that...
It's dead.
It's dead, or it's not coming out, isn't it?
It's like, "I guess so."
Water, temperature, and oxygen come out, but ammonia is too strong.
No, it's not like that at all.
It's because it's poop!
It's because it's poop that it doesn't come out!
I asked the doctor.
I told you not to do it!
Why?
There's too much sulfuric acid and it's going to die.
I don't remember it being explained in a specialist way.
But I thought about it.
If you want to vomit, you have to drink this.
So...
I'm going to eat a cucumber seed.
That's what you're going to do from the beginning, isn't it?
I'm going to replace the seed that's been sitting for a while with poop.
And then I'm going to suck on that sulfuric acid and become a corpse.
That's what you're going to do, isn't it?
So, let's get started.
Last time, I used the water in the little bugman to clean up the poop that had become hard.
I'll bring it and the seed.
Yes.
Please wait a moment.
One, two, three!
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
Oh!
It looks like a curry that's been simmering for three days.
It's dangerous!
Why?
Here we go.
This is amazing!
It's a little short of poop.
So, personally, please add some poop later.
I'll add it if you put it in.
So, please wait a moment.
It's been a day since that.
No, it's yesterday.
You may be wondering what I'm reporting in a day, but I've lost weight.
Really?
It was fresh. It was fresh, wasn't it?
No, no, no.
It can't be helped if you don't believe me at all.
Look at this! Look at this! Look at this!
I've lost so much weight!
It's disgusting!
It's weird chocolate!
It's amazing!
What? It's a day, isn't it?
It's a day, isn't it?
It's amazing that it can be eaten in a day.
It's a blessing for human beings.
Well, to be honest, there's a result.
Poop and vegetables don't grow.
They don't grow anymore.
It can be eaten in a day.
That's right.
I knew it would be like this no matter what I did.
On the contrary, I thought this mustard power was a bit of a sight.
Just in case, Nitrobakutan bought me two eels.
Yes, yes, yes.
One more healthy eel.
If you raise it normally to some extent and water it normally, it will be a fine eel.
From the state of "It will be a fine cucumber",
If you poop, what will happen?
I feel like I gave it to a baby for adults.
I see.
If you give healthy food to a human being who is about 16 years old,
I think it will grow healthily.
Well, if you think cucumbers can be eaten, please say it.
Yes.
Please don't eat cucumbers too much.
I understand.
Then I will also properly poop.
Every day, every day, right?
Yes.
Well, please hold it for a while until the cucumber grows.
Yes.
Four years have passed.
The time is twenty-three years!
What are you talking about?
This is amazing!
This is the most amazing thing in the past ten days!
There is no way we don't remember such a video!
It's not a video that goes back so much time!
What kind of video is it?
What is it?
The time is twenty-three years, and this is ridiculous!
When did it become a good video?
Maybe since 2018!
F-five years!?
Five years!?
Five years ago!
Probably around '18, so-called 'shy' era!
Oh, so you haven't been able to shoot anything because of Corona?
But there is no Corona!
Well, it's certainly not a very distant existence from the Corona virus,
but it's a guy who is active in colonoscopy, isn't it?
Colonoscopy?
Poop?
Poop is a colonoscopy we can normally prepare ...
Hey, don't tell me you're going to put out a poop cucumber video!
That's what we've been talking about so far in 2023!
Wrong! You should have put out a poop cucumber video first!
Well, this project has begun!
Poop is no good!
I put it out!
In full force!
Well, let's process it!
Poop is no good!
The poop project has been canceled!
Yes!
It's dangerous!
It's not dangerous!
If you follow poop cucumber, you'll really die!
No, it's not!
I had a strong feeling about this!
I have never forgotten!
There was a time of "cheese coca cola"!
That was already prepared for the 2020 Olympics!
Personally, I definitely wanted to put out that video someday!
I was deliberately making a lid on the desktop!
Poop cucumber!
And if you open that video on your computer, it will always come out!
In that state!
There was a place for famous YouTubers to meet once!
That's where our agency UUUM's Don, Hikakin-san, came in!
YouTube's Don!
I want you to see our current ability!
No way!
Hikakin-san!
I recently took this video!
You bastard!
You!
If you watch such a video and say such a name!
Don't say such a name!
Don't reveal the fact that Hikakin-san saw poop!
So!
How can I say it?
At the time I showed it, Hikakin-san, right?
I was a little scared of what people would think!
But when I showed it!
I was hungry and laughing!
You must be hungry!
Yeah!
I was so happy and happy at that time!
I can't forget it!
Definitely this video!
Someday for Hikakin-san's sake!
I was thinking!
Hikakin-san!
Do you regret it now?
I regretted laughing at that time!
Seriously!
People of Uuum and Toshimitsu!
I think you should be shot in the nose!
This guy!
Oh! No!
You're a human being!
The experiment I received!
Again!
Five years later!
It started to move!
How many years has it taken!
For various reasons!
There were years when I forgot to make cucumbers!
I made cucumbers, but it didn't work!
There have been various years!
During the corona period, I didn't make cucumbers!
Today, this video is really important!
It's like a wine, so I tried it again!
Shall we say it?
From here, I ate poop and closed it!
Again, in a big house!
I made it like a monkey's head!
The previous house was an orange store studio!
Shut up! I'll do it in this toilet!
There are more buddies here!
There are also female buddies!
It's not good to leave it like this!
I'll do it in my house!
No, of course!
I'll do it in my house!
I want you to see it now!
Let's see it now!
I don't care!
Wow! It's big!
It's really a cucumber!
It's like this!
It's a great growth!
It's like this!
Shut up!
There are too many!
We really need your cooperation!
What are you talking about?
Give me your poop!
If you don't cooperate, we may fail again!
If you have this much poop at home,
the police will come!
Poop is illegal in this house!
It was like that in the toilet before,
but it has grown a lot!
Is it important to eat cucumbers?
Which one is it?
It's here!
What is it?
It's a mess!
We can't go to the police!
We'll report it when we decide!
We're not a team!
We're a team!
We're not a team!
We're a team!
It's October 2024!
Reunion!
Poop!
I won't laugh. Iwakin-san is already my dad's. My dad doesn't laugh at poop.
Don't worry! He's my dad!
Why didn't you do it last year?
Um... What was it again? I think I got tired of it.
You said you didn't have a place to put it after you made it into a poop.
Right! So I faced the problem of where to do it next.
That was last year.
Last year, I said I'd do it too, but...
I gave up in the middle of it and said, "I won't do this song anymore."
The person who has grown up has changed.
You're great!
This time, you've grown up three times in a row, haven't you?
You've ruined it three times in a row!
Seriously, I can't agree with you!
The reason is...
I've changed the problem of where to put it!
Really?
I thought it would be better to put it in a vinyl house and surround it with soil.
Is this the first time you've said that?
Um... I'm going to build a house!
You've been saying that for a long time.
I've been saying this for a long time, but...
In order to build a house, I bought land first!
I've come to the point where I'm about to start building it!
This is my last chance!
If it's there, my land will be wide enough.
If there's a vinyl house in the middle of it, I don't think there will be any obstacles around it.
This is my last chance!
I'm worried about not putting poop in the soil.
I think it'll smell a little.
I'm not very good at pooping, but...
At first, I really wanted to do it, but...
The surface is getting harder and harder.
I can't smell it outside.
When you go pretty close, it looks like this.
Oh, I see.
It's not like this!
It's not something that can be completed in a vinyl house.
I'm going to poop here and...
I have to take it over there when it's done.
First of all, let's all poop together.
Well, that's a good idea, isn't it?
Um, but I don't have enough.
Well, you don't have enough, do you?
I want the amount of the amount!
We're all saying it, aren't we?
I really don't have enough poop!
Shut up, you asshole!
It's getting cold all of a sudden, and I'm getting cucumbers that can be made in the fall, so I definitely want to finish it by this week, which is about the size of the first joint.
Hey, now! I'm really sorry for filming this video, but it's a human-to-human ratio, so it's the first shot!
You can't put it out, can you?
The one I bought as a start set is downstairs now.
I said I wouldn't do it earlier, so I said I'd just talk for a while, so please bring it right away!
Wait a minute!
Did you say "poop" in "just talk"?
Wow, it's here.
Don't drop it.
There's no way I'm dropping it.
If you drop it, wipe it off.
We're a team!
Take responsibility for it!
We're all in this together!
That's why I said we should do it properly at the end!
Oh no, I'm going to puke.
You're going to puke.
Wipe it off.
Oh, thank you.
I'll restart it here for six or seven years!
I'm scared.
I'm going to puke.
Who's going to poop in here?
Everyone on the other team!
I'm collecting poop!
Everyone, please stop pooping and come here!
Let's all...
feed the kiwi!
It was edited so well!
Woooooh!
The actual show has begun!
Let's put a lot of paper over there and
feed the kiwi!
It's not a joke! Let's put a lot of paper!
Let's build a system where we feed the kiwi in a bucket and
feed it for a few days...
Don't call it a system! It's a monster!
Let me say my name for privacy's sake, but
I was able to cooperate with LINE GROUP
thanks to Mr. Osaku's voice and
Mr. Yushi's voice,
so please do it for me!
You should be grateful!
I'm sorry, but I couldn't do it either...
Hey!
I haven't agreed with this project
until now!
It's not a regular system!
It's like a system that
you can feed a kiwi at any time!
It's not a regular system!
Since it's hard to feed it in a bucket,
we're going to move this atmosphere
pot to another location and
bring it to a different location.
I'm scared!
Why are you scared of it?!
I'm scared of it!
I'll bring it!
Wait, it's leaking a little...
It's leaking!
It depends on people's poop nutrients.
We have to mix it well to make it uniform.
I've only seen it in videos.
He's amazing!
I can't show it to you,
so I'll show it to you.
One, two...
I'm going to mix it!
Mix it well!
It's Jiro!
Let's throw this away.
It's perfect!
We're finally ready to go.
We're ready to go.
All we have to do is go up and wait for it to grow.
Shall we go?
Let's go!
We're at the vinyl house!
We've got a great environment, haven't we?
We've got a honeycomb, too.
We just have to go up and it's done.
This is the distance that Ikuto-kun has grown for us.
That's amazing.
I'm already wrapped up.
I did my best.
That's amazing.
It's about the size of a pinky.
I wonder if it'll grow big enough to eat in a week or so.
But autumn cucumbers don't grow that big.
It's not the size of a common cucumber.
Oh, that's what it is.
That's right.
I'm gonna go get some soil.
It looks like there's a lot of roots in it.
I see.
I don't think I can drop the sand properly.
Oh, that's nice.
I think I saved the day.
Well, well, well, well.
Papa, Papa, pay me for the soil.
But if Yumemaru does it for me now,
It'll be Yumemaru if I don't do it for a little longer.
Well, I'd like you to stay with me like this.
I won't do it.
That's it for me.
It's getting pretty hot.
Here you go.
It's hot.
Wow, it's here!
I'm gonna make your butthole soak up the soil.
It'll hurt you if you do it with your hands.
So be gentle with it with your hands.
Really?
No, I'm serious.
I'm sure it won't soak up the soil.
It won't soak up the soil.
I'm sure it won't soak up the soil.
Just do it already.
Here we go.
So, we've taken care of our first day.
Will you come back tomorrow to see what's going on?
Yes, let's come back tomorrow morning.
Finally, after six years, this project has just started.
All we have to do is wait and see how cucumbers grow.
Don't miss the experiment of the century!
One day has passed.
The other members have already gone on a trip during the holiday.
It's the first day of the holiday.
They woke me up at eight in the morning and told me to check my poop?
It's the best.
This and a toothpaste.
It's not strange that it's over today.
To be honest.
For vegetables, the environment of 100% poop may be a disaster.
We don't know what's going on with the cucumbers until we see them.
Maybe it's a harvest today.
Let's go see.
There are two or three flies.
Even delicious cucumbers have bugs.
The situation of cucumbers has not changed.
No change.
Day one, over.
It's easy to bite.
This?
Whether it's a good change or a bad change, it doesn't matter.
Ouch!
Today is the last day of December, isn't it?
That's right!
And we have two days off from Christmas.
What is Christmas?
Well, let's go!
I wonder...
Well, it's still two days, isn't it?
Let's go!
Wow!
There is a big one!
Wow! A big one!
There is a big one!
Cucumber...
Wait a minute! There are too many flies!
Wow!
Wait a minute! It's impossible! There are too many flies!
It's impossible for flies!
It's impossible for flies in Ucheki, isn't it?
Look at this, this is a leaf!
This is clearly changing!
It's starting to wither a little...
Huh? Look at this!
A cucumber and a baby are looking for each other!
Wow! The size doesn't change much, does it?
Even the big one doesn't change much.
I gave it water.
Oh, the color is completely different!
Well, it doesn't matter if you don't mix it, it will evaporate.
Yes, I gave it water.
It's burned, it's burned, it's burned!
So...
To be honest, there is not much change, but it is firmly withering from below.
Well, I have no choice but to go see what it looks like tomorrow.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes?
By the way, it's my birthday, so I'm going to Tokyo...
Oh! It's already canceled.
Idiot!
Well, I'm going to let some people see it for a while.
If it's bad, I might make a video in a hurry.
Can you just check it every day?
Huh?
Well, wait for the follow-up report!
Goodbye.
(The next day...)
November 1st, God's holiday.
It's the fourth day!
It's like God's holiday, isn't it?
This is not a job, it's a hobby homework.
So, today, it's not the usual vinyl house.
For some reason, I'm delivering it from the warehouse on the 10th.
My buddy contacted me and said, "I'll evacuate you for a while."
Apparently, it's over today.
So I went to a place where I could calm down and take it.
I heard you were moving.
Well, it's over, isn't it?
I already have a hunch about it.
I'm going to see what happened in the end.
It's a little out of place, isn't it?
For some reason.
I feel like I was doing a lot of man-to-man and tag-teaming.
I thought it was strange, so I tried LINE.
Please see here.
I can't complain!
It's God's holiday!
So much has happened up until now,
but in the end,
when that project started with me, it didn't happen.
I'm looking forward to watching it with you, Tageshi-kun.
Please do.
It's not a bad thing, you know.
Without further ado, let's take a look!
After planting in the poop,
four days later,
the kiwi is this!
Ta-dah!
It's so light!
At first it was up to here,
but now it's all the way up here.
Kiwi has finally lost to the power of poop, but...
Huh? Wait! Wait a minute!
Huh? Wait! Kiwi... itself...
Ah! It's there! It's there! It's there!
Look at this!
It's all wrinkled up, and it's clearly not energetic anymore...
Is this color because it's withered,
or is it because it's been sucking on something brown?
You're pretty tough, aren't you?
You put it in the poop, so it can't suck on poop, right?
But I'm 100% sure it's poop,
and there's nothing else but poop,
so I'm pretty sure this is poop.
I'm looking forward to your opinions, scholars!
I think this wrinkled state is completely poop-related,
so honestly, if you study this guy, you'll know which one is correct.
Now, I'd like to collect this guy, which is the only one of some size.
If you'll excuse me!
Here we go...
Whoa!
Huh?
Huh?! Huh?!
When you gently wipe your butt,
you can feel a little...
Ah, my fingers!
Ah...
You know that kind of feeling, right?
I feel like there's something there that smells like "Ah!"
This might be prejudice.
Let's take a look inside!
I'm in this special kitchen now.
I'm going to go head first!
I've only been doing this for 6 years!
Here I go!
Whew! I'm nervous!
I won't giggle!
Once my teeth go in...
I won't be able to do it!
Ta-da!
It doesn't look like anything!
Oh no! I might not have been able to use your hypothesis.
Excuse me for the smell.
It's about 96% cucumber.
What is this?
I can't say it's not here.
Take it and smell it.
Isn't it cucumber?
It's definitely cucumber.
Maybe it smelled because you were over there.
Maybe it smelled because you were near the poop.
It smells like cucumber.
No way.
If it's this much cucumber, I'll do it.
Eaten up!
It's cucumber that's been alive for four days, only sucking up the poop.
If it's nutritious, it's from the poop only.
I'm nervous.
I'll do it.
Thank you so much for the six years!
I'm happy to finally meet you!
I grew up from what I put out and absorbed.
I'll put it back in!
Rinne-sensei!
Thank you for the food!
Team Tokai One, let's work together and do our best!
No, no, no...
Team...
This century's experiment...
Don't miss it!
Thank you for the food!
Yuck! Cucumber!
This is just a normal, bad cucumber.
You're curious, right?
I'm a little curious.
I'll eat it.
Please eat it.
How is it?
It's a cucumber, isn't it?
The experiment was a big failure!
So, this shooting took a very long time, but we can't spend any more time, physical strength, or research expenses, so we'd like to end this project here.
Thank you very much to all of you who supported us.
If you have any poop experiments you think we could do, please let us know in the comments section.
We love poop.